I don’t understand morning people. In fact, I don’t trust them. I assume anyone so perky so early in the day was never asleep to begin with. They just sat upright in a darkened room all night, eyes wide and mouth locked in a smiling grimace. Waiting to hear the sleepy shuffles of normal people so they can come bounding out with energy.

Everyone knows that actual humans don’t have energy until 11:30. So who knows what these Others are or what they plan to do with our corpses.