Some of you may have seen something resembling this story before. Comes with the reboot territory. Some stories get retold in new, slightly different ways. Christian Bale cries over Adam West’s parents and puts on Val Kilmer’s pants.

I have eight years worth of old material to mine for a mostly new audience. And, though I’m not interested in rehashing old stories for the most part, if you’re a long time reader, you’re gonna occasionally see Batman do some shit that he’s done before. Only this time his shirt has nipples.