Archive for dana
Pros of being catfished: You get to meet new and interesting people. You have a good story for Gawker. You once again avoid the shame of having to reveal your body. I’m not really seeing the problem(s).
008 – Low Profile
I don’t understand morning people. In fact, I don’t trust them. I assume anyone so perky so early in the day was never asleep to begin with. They just sat upright in a darkened room all night, eyes wide and mouth[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
013 – Foreign Exchange
014 – The Wordsmith
Being a good conversationalist is important. Knowing how to stay engaged, ask revealing questions, indulge in the give-and-take of ideas. You just never know when you’ll need to bribe a senator or distract a convenience store cashier.
015 – Heap of Faith
I’m not actually sure what city Douglass University is in. It’s sort of Washington DC-ish, hence the Space Museum downtown. But it’s also sort of Atlanta-like in my mind. Let’s just say it’s a generically lower east coast urban center that isn’t in Florida.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
017 – Rotten Tomatoes
You really shouldn’t write things down in diaries. Someone else inevitably is going to read it. Anne Frank, Abe Lincoln, A Madman. People just love reading diaries! You think your deepest secrets are cleverly tucked away in your cranny. But[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Diving into Scrooge McDuck’s swimming pool doesn’t seem like a fun experience. The millions of abrasive edges. The taste of metal. The suffocating crush. I’m betting he gets some kind of twisted pleasure from going through the torture. Old rich dudes are into that type[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…