You really shouldn’t write things down in diaries. Someone else inevitably is going to read it. Anne Frank, Abe Lincoln, A Madman. People just love reading diaries!

You think your deepest secrets are cleverly tucked away in your cranny. But right now that guy/gal is looking at you in the eyes, quietly knowing that you never loved your mom. Don’t do it.

Just talk to yourself in the car like the rest of us do.


(And, yeah, Dana has a husband.)